It was a sad and very disappointing day when I learned that my Universal Remote Control did not in fact control the Universe. Not even remotely.
Category: Dad Jokes
Your Prime Years
Nothing’s better than being 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, 97 years old.Those are the years that you’re in your prime.
Phew
How many skunks does it take to make a stink? Just a phew.
Corn
Why is KFC corn so smooth?They use Kernel Sanders
Woodpecker
A woodpecker visited the Petrified Forest. He found it impeccable.
Pointless
Why do they sell unsharpened pencils? Completely pointless.
Sighsmograph
To measure the quality of ones puns, you need to use a Sighsmograph.
Rejoiced
When my friend Joyce learned she could clone herself, she rejoiced.
More
My sister was on the phone with me the other day. We were laughing at how we used to be so competitive when we were kids, but I laughed more.
What’s Up DOC?
What do you call a physician who graduated online? A Google Doc!