Dad Jokes – Tozier.net

Bowling

How quiet should a bowling alley be?

You should be able to hear a pin drop.

I was walking past a farm and a sign said ‘Duck, eggs.’

I thought, “That’s an unnecessary comma,” and then it hit me.

I was asked
“Can you name a sport that starts with a ‘T’?” I said “Yes ….. Golf.”

DO PEOPLE IN ELECTRIC CARS LISTEN TO…AC/DC…OR SOMETHING CURRENT

Over 200 years ago, two brothers announced they could fly. Turns out they were Wright…

There are two words that’ll open a lot of doors for you in life. Push and pull.

What do you call a fake potato? An imitator

Whoever came up with “a penny for your thoughts”, “don’t nickel and dime me”, and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.

I love jokes about eyes. The cornea the better. That’s how eye roll.

I have a pet Manatee named Hugh. I built him a house. It’s a habitat for Hugh Manatee.