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Category: Dad Jokes

  • More

    My sister was on the phone with me the other day. We were laughing at how we used to be so competitive when we were kids, but I laughed more.

  • What’s Up DOC?

    What do you call a physician who graduated online? A Google Doc!

  • Paint

    What is green and smells like blue paint? Green paint.

  • Yo-Yo

    Breaking news: A barge carrying a large shipment of yo-yos has sunk 28 times so far this morning.

  • Awareness

    reminder: April is Procrastination Awareness Month.

  • Stunts

    I do all my own stunts, but not intentionally.

  • Useless?

    If you think that your job is useless, how do you think the lifeguard and the summer olympics feels?