Dad Jokes – Page 18

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Scientists are working on a small implanted device that randomly emits the sound of a baby chick.

It’s a microcheep.

If you are being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead.

In Laughter, the letter “L” comes first.

All the other letters come aughter!

Got medication to keep my cat from threatening strangers. It’s an anti-hiss-tamine. It is Purrr-fect

I’m currently learning sign language

So I can tell jokes
nobody has ever heard.

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron,

which is ironic.

If you wear a left shoe on the wrong foot, you are wearing it on the right foot.

I got kicked out of the coffee club
I wore a tea shirt.

I try to tell cheesy jokes, but everyone around me is laughtose intolerant.

Why did the toothbrush cross the road?

… to get a change of paste.