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What do you call a physician who graduated online? A Google Doc!
What is green and smells like blue paint? Green paint.
Breaking news: A barge carrying a large shipment of yo-yos has sunk 28 times so far this morning.
reminder: April is Procrastination Awareness Month.
I do all my own stunts, but not intentionally.
If you think that your job is useless, how do you think the lifeguard and the summer olympics feels?