Category: Dad Jokes

I’ve often heard that “icy” is the easiest word to spell.

Looking at it now, I see why.

I wonder how many vampires have been run over by people who back up using only their mirrors…

Geneticists are currently trying to cross a cheetah with a crab. I feel like this could go sideways really fast.

There are two secrets for success:

1) Don’t reveal all of your secrets

It’s been six months since I joined the gym and no progress.

I’m gonna go in person tomorrow to see what’s really going on

Watermelons suggests the existence of Earthmelons, Firemelons, and Airmelons.
The Elemelons, if you will.

Some people exercise every day.
I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

Bought a dog from a blacksmith. Soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door.