Category: Dad Jokes

What kind of fish do penguins catch at night? Starfish.

What bites but doesn’t have teeth? Frost.

Where do you go to do math homework on New Year’s?

Times Square.

Not to brag, but I already have a date for New Year’s Eve. 

It’s December 31st.

What should people never eat on New Year’s Eve?

Fire crackers.

What does a ghost say on January 1st? 

Happy Boo Year!

Why do you need a jeweler on New Year’s Eve?

To ring in the new year.

What does every new year have in store for us?

Another 365 days!

What do you tell someone you didn’t see on New Year’s Eve?

I haven’t seen you for a year!

What’s a spider’s New Year’s resolution?

To spend less time on the web.