Category: Dad Jokes

A guy at the beach was yelling, “Help, shark, help!”
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.

How do you make the number one disappear? Just add a G in front of it and it’s gone. 

I don’t want to be in the loop or out of the loop. I want to be aware of the loop and its contents, but free from any loop-related responsibilities.

Kale is so versatile … it literally fits into any size trash can.

I love going outdoors.

It’s much safer than going out windows.

What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

I saw a group of kids throwing Scrabble tiles at each other.

It’s all fun and games until someone loses an I.

Unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna be horrible.