A guy knocked on my door today and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool… I gave him a glass of water.
Category: Dad Jokes
Right
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
younger pirates
Some of the younger pirates have difficulty relating to the older ones. It’s likely due to the gen arrrrr ation gap.
Noisy
Imagine how noisy centipedes would be if they wore tiny flip flops.
micro
Scientists are working on a small implanted device that randomly emits the sound of a baby chick. It’s a microcheep.
Survival Tip 101:
If you are being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead.
Laughter
In Laughter, the letter “L” comes first. All the other letters come aughter!
Cat Medicine
Got medication to keep my cat from threatening strangers. It’s an anti-hiss-tamine. It is Purrr-fect
Sign Language
I’m currently learning sign language So I can tell jokesnobody has ever heard.
Adjectives
The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.