Category: Dad Jokes

  • Where it’s at

    Geology rocks. But geography is where it’s at.

  • Walk a Mile

    Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

  • Diet

    Eggs are fantastic for a fitness diet. If you don’t like the taste, just add cocoa, flour, sugar, butter, baking powder, and cook at 350 for 30 minutes.

  • Tirelessly

    I heard on the news that some guy was stealing wheels off police cars. The police are working tirelessly to catch him.

  • Trail Mix

    I made a playlist for hiking. it has music from The Peanuts, The Cranberries and Eminem. I call it my Trail mix.

  • Tuba

    Scuba- self-contained underwater, breathing apparatus

    Tuba- terrible underwater, breathing apparatus 

  • Kidney

    Why do people love you if you donate a kidney, but if you donate five kidneys, they call the police?

  • wearing pink

    Today I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me… who forget to separate the reds from the whites in the laundry.

  • resistance training

    Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

  • A Steakout

    What is it called when a cow spies on you? A Stakeout