Category: Dad Jokes

Geneticists are currently trying to cross a cheetah with a crab. I feel like this could go sideways really fast.

There are two secrets for success:

1) Don’t reveal all of your secrets

It’s been six months since I joined the gym and no progress.

I’m gonna go in person tomorrow to see what’s really going on

Watermelons suggests the existence of Earthmelons, Firemelons, and Airmelons.
The Elemelons, if you will.

Some people exercise every day.
I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

Bought a dog from a blacksmith. Soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door.

what happens when a microscope runs into a telescope? The kaleidoscope.

I’ve come to the conclusion that my memory is like an Etch-A-Sketch… 

I shake my head and forget everything.