Geology rocks. But geography is where it’s at.
Category: Dad Jokes
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Walk a Mile
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
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Diet
Eggs are fantastic for a fitness diet. If you don’t like the taste, just add cocoa, flour, sugar, butter, baking powder, and cook at 350 for 30 minutes.
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Tirelessly
I heard on the news that some guy was stealing wheels off police cars. The police are working tirelessly to catch him.
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Trail Mix
I made a playlist for hiking. it has music from The Peanuts, The Cranberries and Eminem. I call it my Trail mix.
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Tuba
Scuba- self-contained underwater, breathing apparatus
Tuba- terrible underwater, breathing apparatus 
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Kidney
Why do people love you if you donate a kidney, but if you donate five kidneys, they call the police?
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wearing pink
Today I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me… who forget to separate the reds from the whites in the laundry.