If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly.
Because communication is key
Category: Dad Jokes
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Cat
My neighbor recently introduced her cats to me, Astrophe, Erpillar, Aract and Alogue.
l asked her where she got such unusual names and she said “Oh, those are their last names, their first names are Cat.”
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Windows
Why did the husband pour warm water on his computer? He had asked his wife what to do if windows froze.