Category: Dad Jokes

In Britain, it’s called a lift, but Americans call it an elevator. I guess we were just raised differently.

My dog kept chasing people on a bike, so I took his bike away. Then he just sat there in the yard and barked all day. So I gave him his bike back, because his bark was worse than his bike.

Orange soda was served during intermission at the Fanta of the Opera performance

Let’s take a moment to recognize the true heros of the season. Elastic Waistbands

NASH is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. It is called Apollo G

If we removed all of the margarine in the world, the world would be a butter place

I kept telling terrible chicken jokes in the grocery store, so I was sent to 
eggs aisle.

If you think that the
the work of a
proofreader is easy,

Read this again.

I’ve often heard that “icy” is the easiest word to spell.

Looking at it now, I see why.

I wonder how many vampires have been run over by people who back up using only their mirrors…