Category: Dad Jokes

What do you give a snowman with a fever? A chill pill.

Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting? They always drop their needles.

What’s an elf’s favorite musical genre? Wrap music.

Why did the tree go to the barber? It needed a trim.

What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog? Frost-bite.

What does a caterpillar do on January 1?

Turns over a new leaf.

Why is partying in Times Square overrated? 

Because they drop the ball every year.

How did Prince celebrate the new millennium? 

He partied like it was 1999.

Breaking News:
Count Chocula, the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man and the Teddy Grahams Bear have all perished in a fire

S’more at 11

Just a reminder, no matter how hard you push the envelope, 

it will always be stationery.