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Category: One Liners

  • soup

    I decided to eat lunch outside, but it started raining. It took me two hours to finish my soup.

  • Decaf

    My doctor told me I need to switch to decaf coffee.

    It’s gonna be a tough switch for me, I’ve been going to that doctor for years.

  • Jenny

    Did you know that the song “Jenny, Jenny” is so popular that it has been played 8,675,309 times.

  • Courage & Stupidity

    Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway.

    Stupidity is the same.
    And that’s why life is hard.

  • Cardio

    If I refuse to do a cardio workout, is that considered resistance training?

  • SYNONYM

    IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?