Doctor: Hi, I’m Juan, and I’ll be delivering your baby.Me: OB Juan, you’re our only hope.My wife: Leave his name off the birth certificate.
Category: Jokes
A Person Fell
Police have confirmed that the man who fell from the roof of a nightclub over the weekend was not a bouncer.
Toothbrush
Why did the toothbrush cross the road? … to get a change of paste.
Very Sage Words
NEVER EVER TRADE SPICE for rocks. In other words, do not take thyme for granite.
soup
I decided to eat lunch outside, but it started raining. It took me two hours to finish my soup.
Where?
I told my wife I saw a wolf on the way to work this morning. She asked where, and I said no, the regular kind of wolf.
Nunsense
I saw a nun trip and fall today. I did what anyone would do… I ran to a sister.
Decaf
My doctor told me I need to switch to decaf coffee. It’s gonna be a tough switch for me, I’ve been going to that doctor for years.
Jenny
Did you know that the song “Jenny, Jenny” is so popular that it has been played 8,675,309 times.
Dark
why is dark spelled with a ‘k’ and not a ‘c’? because you cannot ‘c’ in the dark.