Why did the toothbrush cross the road?
… to get a change of paste.
Category: Jokes
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Very Sage Words
NEVER EVER TRADE SPICE for rocks.
In other words, do not take thyme for granite.
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soup
I decided to eat lunch outside, but it started raining. It took me two hours to finish my soup.
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Where?
I told my wife I saw a wolf on the way to work this morning.
She asked where, and I said no, the regular kind of wolf.
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Nunsense
I saw a nun trip and fall today.
I did what anyone would do… I ran to a sister.
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Decaf
My doctor told me I need to switch to decaf coffee.
It’s gonna be a tough switch for me, I’ve been going to that doctor for years. -
Jenny
Did you know that the song “Jenny, Jenny” is so popular that it has been played 8,675,309 times.
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Dark
why is dark spelled with a ‘k’ and not a ‘c’?
because you cannot ‘c’ in the dark.
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Universal Remote
It was a sad and very disappointing day when I learned that my Universal Remote Control did not in fact control the Universe.
Not even remotely.
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Courage & Stupidity
Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same.
And that’s why life is hard.