Jokes – Page 18 – Tozier.net

exercise

I get plenty of exercise – jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.

I recently visited the “World’s Tiniest Wind Turbine” exhibit.
Honestly, not a big fan.

Hamburger Helper only works if the hamburger is ready to accept that it needs help.

Cop pulls me over

Cop: Your license says you should be wearing glasses?

Me: I have contacts.

Cop: I don’t care who you know!

September 22, 2025

It’s alright if you don’t know what a prefix means. It’s not the the end of the word.

IF WATCHING ‘THE WIZARD OF OZ’ ON AN absolutely GIGANTIC screen has you freaked out, well…

Sphere no more!!

I woke up laughing today.

Must have slept funny.

I used to work at the circus. I was a human cannonball until they fired me.

I just started a business building yachts in my attic…

…Sails are going through the roof!

If you see a road sign that says “Survey Crew Ahead” they are not actually interested in your opinion I know that now..