Jokes – Page 18 – Tozier.net

Cut It

I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn’t cut it.

I would love to get paid to sleep. It would be a dream job.

Why did the candle quit its job?

I kept telling terrible chicken jokes in the grocery store, so I was sent to
eggs aisle.

If you think that the
the work of a
proofreader is easy,

Read this again.

Counting in binary is as easy as 01 10 11!

October 24, 2025

I’m awkward when people compliment me.
“I like your hair.”
“Uh, thanks. I grew it myself.”

Whoever came up wit ha penny for your thoughts, don’t nickel and dime me, and another day another dollar sure knew how to coin a phrase.

I’ve often heard that “icy” is the easiest word to spell.

Looking at it now, I see why.

A duck was about to cross the road when he was stopped by a chicken. The chicken told the duck not to do it. You will never hear the end of it.