Husband: The nerve of that doctor. Saying I’m so old that he referred me to an archaeologist.
Wife: Audiologist, dear. You can’t hear.
Category: Jokes
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Archaeologist
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Vampires and Mirrors
I wonder how many vampires have been run over by people who back up using only their mirrors…
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Geneticists
Geneticists are currently trying to cross a cheetah with a crab. I feel like this could go sideways really fast.
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Gym
It’s been six months since I joined the gym and no progress.
I’m gonna go in person tomorrow to see what’s really going on
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Elemelons
Watermelons suggests the existence of Earthmelons, Firemelons, and Airmelons.
The Elemelons, if you will. -
exercise every day
Some people exercise every day.
I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.