To be frank, l’d have to change my name.
Category: Jokes
A Pun
A pun is not completely mature until it’s full groan.
harry potter
what’s Harry Potter‘s favorite way of getting down a hill? walking…. JK Rolling
Stairs
What does an escalator say when it stops working? Nothing, it just stairs
Fruit Flies
All I’m saying is, the house doesn’t fill up with fruit flies when I buy cookies…
Narnia
I asked the lion what he was doing in my wardrobe. He said Narnia business.
Sugar
The doctor said my sugar was too high. When I got home, I moved it to a lower shelf; it’s much more accessible now.
Can’t Even
I asked my son why teenage girls always walk in groups of 3, 5, or 7. He said that is such an odd joke. I replied, No. It is because they literally can’t even.
Elevator
My first experience using an elevator was an uplifting experience. The second time let me down.
Iron
I apologize for my clothes being wrinkly. I am suffering from an iron deficiency.