Glass of Water

Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist, while you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it. Sincerely, The Opportunist.

500

Dogs can bark up to 500 times a day. That’s just a Ruff estimate.

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South

Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it’s too far to walk!

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Reverse Psychology

He eagerly signed up for the Reverse Psychology course, but was surprised to find that day one was the final exam.

Opportunist

Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist, while you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it. Sincerely, The Opportunist.

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Problems

Yesterday I saw a book called “How to solve half of your problems.”So I bought two.

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Pear

I gave my neighbor a plum, but he said he’d prefer a pear. So I gave him another plum.