Category: Jokes

Bolt

Bought a dog from a blacksmith. Soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door.

kaleidoscope

what happens when a microscope runs into a telescope? The kaleidoscope.

Etch-A-Sketch

I’ve come to the conclusion that my memory is like an Etch-A-Sketch…  I shake my head and forget everything.

HAPPY

A genie granted me one wish, so I said “I just want to be happy.” Now I’m living in a cottage with 6 dwarves and working in a mine.

Glass of Water

Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist, while you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it. Sincerely, The Opportunist.

500

Dogs can bark up to 500 times a day. That’s just a Ruff estimate.

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