No one tells you that with age comes sounds effects when you get out of a chair!
Category: Jokes
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wearing pink
Today I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me… who forget to separate the reds from the whites in the laundry.
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molecular biology class
It’s very hard to cheat in my molecular biology class. The professor keeps a close ion us.
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TOILET BRUSH
RULE NUMBER 1 OF CLEANING WHILE LISTENING TO MUSIC:
THE TOILET BRUSH IS NEVER THE MICROPHONE…
NEVER!
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Communication
If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly.
Because communication is key
