Frank

To be frank, l’d have to change my name.

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A Pun

A pun is not completely mature until it’s full groan.

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harry potter

what’s Harry Potter‘s favorite way of getting down a hill? walking…. JK Rolling

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Stairs

What does an escalator say when it stops working? Nothing, it just stairs

Fruit Flies

All I’m saying is, the house doesn’t fill up with fruit flies when I buy cookies…

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Narnia

I asked the lion what he was doing in my wardrobe. He said Narnia business.

Sugar

The doctor said my sugar was too high. When I got home, I moved it to a lower shelf; it’s much more accessible now.

Can’t Even

I asked my son why teenage girls always walk in groups of 3, 5, or 7. He said that is such an odd joke. I replied, No. It is because they literally can’t even.

Elevator

My first experience using an elevator was an uplifting experience. The second time let me down.

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Iron

I apologize for my clothes being wrinkly. I am suffering from an iron deficiency.