Incapable = not capable.
Inflammable = flammable.
Invaluable = very valuable.
Thanks for nothing English.
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Thanks for nothing, English
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Fired
I just got fired from my new job for asking customers if they preferred smoking or non-smoking…
Apparently, the correct question at the funeral home is: cremation or burial.
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Both
I am both dumber and smarter than you think.
Never estimate me.
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Chip
I was fired from Pringles. They said that l had a chip on my shoulders.
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Dropping
I can’t believe I keep dropping things. It’s gotten out of hand.
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Coin
Whoever came up with“a penny for your thoughts”, “don’t nickel and dime me”, and “another day another dollar”
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Charades
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
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Teeth
I never understood why a set of false teeth is called “dentures”.
They really missed an opportunity to call it “substitooths”
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Steak
I was surprised when my psychic friend complimented me on how I cooked his steak. Getting a “Well done” from a Medium is rare.
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No Other Options
If you’re asking me for advice, I’m going to assume you’re out of all other rational options.