My donkey had a fever, so I took him to the EEEEEE RRRRER.
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Fitness
Not to brag, but I just got hired as a fitness model.
They used me as the “before” picture.
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Frank
To be frank, l’d have to change my name.
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A Pun
A pun is not completely mature until it’s full groan.
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harry potter
what’s Harry Potter‘s favorite way of getting down a hill?
walking…. JK Rolling
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Stairs
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Nothing, it just stairs
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Fruit Flies
All I’m saying is, the house doesn’t fill up with fruit flies when I buy cookies…
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Narnia
I asked the lion what he was doing in my wardrobe.
He said Narnia business.
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Sugar
The doctor said my sugar was too high.
When I got home, I moved it to a lower shelf; it’s much more accessible now.
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Can’t Even
I asked my son why teenage girls always walk in groups of 3, 5, or 7. He said that is such an odd joke. I replied, No. It is because they literally can’t even.