I’m currently learning sign language
So I can tell jokes
nobody has ever heard.
Blog
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Sign Language
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Adjectives
The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron,
which is ironic.
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Line
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus, but geometry is where I draw the line.
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Math
Sixteen plus sixteen equals to thirty two
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Right Foot
If you wear a left shoe on the wrong foot, you are wearing it on the right foot.
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oil
Archeologists discovered a 3000 year old oil stain.
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Guess What?
You’d be amazed how often I’m wrong when people say guess what.
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Tea Shirt
I got kicked out of the coffee club
I wore a tea shirt. -
cheesy
I try to tell cheesy jokes, but everyone around me is laughtose intolerant.
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Obi Wan
Doctor: Hi, I’m Juan, and I’ll be delivering your baby.
Me: OB Juan, you’re our only hope.
My wife: Leave his name off the birth certificate.