A woodpecker visited the Petrified Forest.
He found it impeccable.
A woodpecker visited the Petrified Forest.
He found it impeccable.
Bob has 39 candy bars. He eats 29 candy bars. What does Bob have now? … Diabetes
I hate it when I’m talking to myself and suddenly realize I wasn’t paying attention, and then I have to start all over.
In a span of 17 years, 114 people died in accidents while at the gym.
In the same 17 years, only one man died while eating a donut.
Life is about the choices you make.
The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.
Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven’t met yet.
If you see me talking to myself, just move along. I’m self-employed.
We’re having a meeting.
IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?
WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?
Which letter is silent in the word “Scent,”
the S or the C?