NEVER EVER TRADE SPICE for rocks.
In other words, do not take thyme for granite.
Category: Dad Jokes
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Where?
I told my wife I saw a wolf on the way to work this morning.
She asked where, and I said no, the regular kind of wolf.
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Nunsense
I saw a nun trip and fall today.
I did what anyone would do… I ran to a sister.
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Decaf
My doctor told me I need to switch to decaf coffee.
It’s gonna be a tough switch for me, I’ve been going to that doctor for years. -
Jenny
Did you know that the song “Jenny, Jenny” is so popular that it has been played 8,675,309 times.
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Dark
why is dark spelled with a ‘k’ and not a ‘c’?
because you cannot ‘c’ in the dark.
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Universal Remote
It was a sad and very disappointing day when I learned that my Universal Remote Control did not in fact control the Universe.
Not even remotely.
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Your Prime Years
Nothing’s better than being 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, 97 years old.
Those are the years that you’re in your prime. -
Phew
How many skunks does it take to make a stink?
Just a phew.
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Corn
Why is KFC corn so smooth?
They use Kernel Sanders