Category: Dad Jokes

Let’s take a moment to recognize the true heros of the season. Elastic Waistbands

NASH is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. It is called Apollo G

If we removed all of the margarine in the world, the world would be a butter place

I kept telling terrible chicken jokes in the grocery store, so I was sent to 
eggs aisle.

If you think that the
the work of a
proofreader is easy,

Read this again.

I’ve often heard that “icy” is the easiest word to spell.

Looking at it now, I see why.

I wonder how many vampires have been run over by people who back up using only their mirrors…

Geneticists are currently trying to cross a cheetah with a crab. I feel like this could go sideways really fast.

There are two secrets for success:

1) Don’t reveal all of your secrets

It’s been six months since I joined the gym and no progress.

I’m gonna go in person tomorrow to see what’s really going on