Category: Dad Jokes

I’ve shenanied before

…and I’ll shenanigan.

I gave my neighbor a plum, but he said he’d prefer a pear. So I gave him another plum.

I recently visited the “World’s Tiniest Wind Turbine” exhibit.
Honestly, not a big fan.

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Nothing, it just stairs

I asked the lion what he was doing in my wardrobe.

He said Narnia business.

The doctor said my sugar was too high.

When I got home, I moved it to a lower shelf; it’s much more accessible now.

I asked my son why teenage girls always walk in groups of 3, 5, or 7. He said that is such an odd joke. I replied, No. It is because they literally can’t even.