Decaf

My doctor told me I need to switch to decaf coffee. It’s gonna be a tough switch for me, I’ve been going to that doctor for years.

Jenny

Did you know that the song “Jenny, Jenny” is so popular that it has been played 8,675,309 times.

Dark

why is dark spelled with a ‘k’ and not a ‘c’? because you cannot ‘c’ in the dark.

Universal Remote

It was a sad and very disappointing day when I learned that my Universal Remote Control did not in fact control the Universe. Not even remotely. 

Run but no hide

To the person who stole my camouflage jacket and my flip-flops…You can hide, but you can’t run!

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Your Prime Years

Nothing’s better than being 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, 97 years old.Those are the years that you’re in your prime.

Cardio

If I refuse to do a cardio workout, is that considered resistance training?

Numbers

I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 as Roman numerals! IM LIVID.

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Phew

How many skunks does it take to make a stink? Just a phew.