Category: Jokes

Why is December such a cool month? Because it has Brrrr in the name.

What did one snowman say to the other who was complaining? “Don’t worry — you’ll melt under pressure.”

What do you give a snowman with a fever? A chill pill.

Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting? They always drop their needles.

What’s an elf’s favorite musical genre? Wrap music.

Why did the tree go to the barber? It needed a trim.

What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog? Frost-bite.

What does a caterpillar do on January 1?

Turns over a new leaf.

Why is partying in Times Square overrated? 

Because they drop the ball every year.

How did Prince celebrate the new millennium? 

He partied like it was 1999.