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Category: Jokes

  • Shovel

    The shovel was a groundbreaking invention, but it was the broom that really swept the nation.

  • Reverse Psychology

    I’m writing a book on reverse psychology. Please do not buy it.

  • Where it’s at

    Geology rocks. But geography is where it’s at.

  • Potato

    No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

  • Marathon

    “I ran a half marathon” sounds so much better than “I quit halfway through a marathon”

  • Walk a Mile

    Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

  • Diet

    Eggs are fantastic for a fitness diet. If you don’t like the taste, just add cocoa, flour, sugar, butter, baking powder, and cook at 350 for 30 minutes.

  • Sign

    I hate it when they put campaign signs in your yard without asking. I don’t know who Foreclosure is but he’s not getting my vote.

  • Tirelessly

    I heard on the news that some guy was stealing wheels off police cars. The police are working tirelessly to catch him.

  • Trail Mix

    I made a playlist for hiking. it has music from The Peanuts, The Cranberries and Eminem. I call it my Trail mix.