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Category: Jokes

  • Batman

    What do you call an injured Batman?

    Bruised Wayne.

  • Luggage

    I sued the airline because my luggage went missing. I lost my case.

  • Broom

    Why did the broom go to bed? It was really sweepy.

  • Eclipse

    How does the man in the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.

  • Orange

    Went to a trivia night they said what rhymes with orange I said no it doesn’t.

  • Coffin

    What did one casket say to the other casket when it heard a noise? “Is that you coffin?”

  • Spell

    I don’t know if the lady in front of me at Starbucks is ordering coffee or Casting a Spell.

  • Elastic

    I don’t know if my pants are feeling loose because I’m losing weight, or the elastic is finally giving up the fight.

  • Box Of Snakes

    What’s worse than a box full of snakes?
    A box that’s supposed to be full of snakes!

  • Thought

    I thought about being productive today and it’s the thought that counts.