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Category: Jokes

  • Kale

    Kale is so versatile … it literally fits into any size trash can.

  • Going Out

    I love going outdoors.

    It’s much safer than going out windows.

  • Hippo

    What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
    One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

  • Jedi

    What do you call a Jedi with no eye? Jed.

  • I

    I saw a group of kids throwing Scrabble tiles at each other.

    It’s all fun and games until someone loses an I.

  • Lemons

    Unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna be horrible.

  • Seat

    You can remove any letter from the word “seat” and still have a real word.

  • Pin

    What’s the quietest game you can play? Bowling because you can hear a pin drop!

  • Chameleon

    I’m walking through the jungle and happen upon a clearing with this lizard telling jokes. I stopped and listened for a couple minutes and said to the tribesman next to me “Hey, this lizard’s pretty funny.” So the tribesman says “that’s no lizard. That’s a stand up chameleon.”

  • Dad Jokes

    What do you call someone who tells Dad Jokes but isn’t a father? A faux-Pa!