Category: Jokes

It’s been six months since I joined the gym and no progress.

I’m gonna go in person tomorrow to see what’s really going on

Watermelons suggests the existence of Earthmelons, Firemelons, and Airmelons.
The Elemelons, if you will.

Some people exercise every day.
I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

Bought a dog from a blacksmith. Soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door.

what happens when a microscope runs into a telescope? The kaleidoscope.

I’ve come to the conclusion that my memory is like an Etch-A-Sketch… 

I shake my head and forget everything.

A genie granted me one wish, so I said “I just want to be happy.”

Now I’m living in a cottage with 6 dwarves and working in a mine.