Scientists are working on a small implanted device that randomly emits the sound of a baby chick.
It’s a microcheep.
Category: Dad Jokes
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Survival Tip 101:
If you are being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead.
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Laughter
In Laughter, the letter “L” comes first.
All the other letters come aughter!
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Cat Medicine
Got medication to keep my cat from threatening strangers. It’s an anti-hiss-tamine. It is Purrr-fect
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Sign Language
I’m currently learning sign language
So I can tell jokes
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Adjectives
The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron,
which is ironic.
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Right Foot
If you wear a left shoe on the wrong foot, you are wearing it on the right foot.
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Tea Shirt
I got kicked out of the coffee club
I wore a tea shirt. -
cheesy
I try to tell cheesy jokes, but everyone around me is laughtose intolerant.
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Toothbrush
Why did the toothbrush cross the road?
… to get a change of paste.