Dad Jokes – Page 5

Noisy

Imagine how noisy centipedes would be if they wore tiny flip flops.

Scientists are working on a small implanted device that randomly emits the sound of a baby chick. It’s a microcheep.

If you are being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead.

In Laughter, the letter “L” comes first. All the other letters come aughter!

Got medication to keep my cat from threatening strangers. It’s an anti-hiss-tamine. It is Purrr-fect

I’m currently learning sign language So I can tell jokesnobody has ever heard.

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

If you wear a left shoe on the wrong foot, you are wearing it on the right foot.

I got kicked out of the coffee clubI wore a tea shirt.

I try to tell cheesy jokes, but everyone around me is laughtose intolerant.