I’ve shenanied before
…and I’ll shenanigan.
Category: Dad Jokes
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Glass of Water
Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist, while you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.
Sincerely, The Opportunist.
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Asking For A Friend
When stirring up trouble, do you start in a clockwise or counterclockwise direction?
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Pear
I gave my neighbor a plum, but he said he’d prefer a pear. So I gave him another plum.
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Not a Big Fan
I recently visited the “World’s Tiniest Wind Turbine” exhibit.
Honestly, not a big fan. -
Hamburger
Hamburger Helper only works if the hamburger is ready to accept that it needs help.
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Stairs
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Nothing, it just stairs
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Narnia
I asked the lion what he was doing in my wardrobe.
He said Narnia business.
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Sugar
The doctor said my sugar was too high.
When I got home, I moved it to a lower shelf; it’s much more accessible now.
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Can’t Even
I asked my son why teenage girls always walk in groups of 3, 5, or 7. He said that is such an odd joke. I replied, No. It is because they literally can’t even.