I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus, but geometry is where I draw the line.
Category: Jokes
Math
Sixteen plus sixteen equals to thirty twoFifteen plus fifteen equals to thirty too
Right Foot
If you wear a left shoe on the wrong foot, you are wearing it on the right foot.
oil
Archeologists discovered a 3000 year old oil stain.It was from Ancient Greece.
Guess What?
You’d be amazed how often I’m wrong when people say guess what.
Tea Shirt
I got kicked out of the coffee clubI wore a tea shirt.
cheesy
I try to tell cheesy jokes, but everyone around me is laughtose intolerant.
Obi Wan
Doctor: Hi, I’m Juan, and I’ll be delivering your baby.Me: OB Juan, you’re our only hope.My wife: Leave his name off the birth certificate.
A Person Fell
Police have confirmed that the man who fell from the roof of a nightclub over the weekend was not a bouncer.
Toothbrush
Why did the toothbrush cross the road? … to get a change of paste.